Ladies and germs; a sweat-stained, celebrity-obcessed, phlegm-spewing representative of world class entertainment is our midst! And, no, we're not talking about our commander-in-chief - it's just Neeeeeiiiillll Hammmmmburgerrrr! For a (mercifully) brief stint, the world's hardest working man in showbiz will be making stops in big name cities such as LaCrosse, Wisconsin and Des Moine, IA in April! Those little red dots are the backbone of this country, folks. Once he gets run out of those towns, he'll drift up to  the northwest to continue his comedic reign as "America's Funnyman" wherever they'll take him in! As we speak, Neil is probably checking the telephone coin slots at the Greyhound station, to help make it down to Oklahoma, where he kicks things off on April 5th. As always, we wish him luck in his travels - and boy, could Neil Hamburger use some! Join him at the dates below:

4/5/17 at ACM at UCO in Oklahoma City, OK 
4/6/17 at Recordbar in Kansas City, MO
4/7/17 at Slowdown in Omaha, NE
4/8/17 at Vaudeville Mews in Des Moines, IA
4/9/17 at Cavalier Theater in LaCrosse, WI
4/30 at The Satellite in Los Angeles, CA
5/10 at Lincoln Hall in Chicago, IL
5/11 at the Mill in Iowa City, IA
5/12 at The Turf Club in St. Paul, MN
5/13 at Club Garibaldi in Milwaukee, WI
6/15 at The Star Theater in Portland, OR
6/17 at The Bartlett Theater in Spokane, WA
August 22nd-Sept 2nd at The SoHo Theater in London, England