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LOVE WINS SWAROVSKI ACCESSORIES AWARD - BUY YOUR HAND A SILVER SKULL FROM FEATHERED FISH!

posted June 26th, 2013

Well, what? It's summer! Solstice just rolled through, and left us with the tips of a healthy tan. Whatchoo gon' do? We're all about showing off that skin; reducing the amount of clothing we'd normally wear to a bare minimum, the best and most worthwhile accessories to better accentuate our gender-neutral bods. Then there's you: you're even better off, cause you're damn good looking, built with curves that are loved and admired by exactly the type of person you want to attract, whoever he/she may be. It takes all shapes, all sizes and all kinds (and unkinds), and we feel we know a little bit about your kind, since you're here reading this bit o' lit. So now that the sarongs and board shorts have all been purchased, we're confident we've got the last, missing, yet most-essential part of your summer wardrobe, the Royal Trux-inspired Skull Ring, from Jennifer Herrema and Pamela Love's line, Feathered Fish. Ms. Love just won the prestigious Swarovski Award for Accessories, given to the best in accessories by the Council of Fashion Designers of America. So this ring is more than legit, ok? It's wearable on the street, in the club, and on the catwalk. Getting in the labia might be tough though - it's nice and thick! No matter where you wear it, it's critical that you or your loved one have it for all purposes- they're in limited supply, and you don't want to be left behind... fash-forward, McBitches!

Artists in this story: Royal Trux, Jennifer Herrema, Black Bananas